Herald-Trib hitmen foiled in Orlando, Hizzoner gets out of FAA meeting alive
Martin on latest attempt on his life: "Thank God for Kevlar"
(w. pic of bullet-riddled vest)
-- Sarasota Herald-Tribune, 05/08/08, evening post
War of the Poses continues as
Herald-Trib blows sunshine up Hizzoner's butt
Herald-Trib poses again, demands their God-given right to rock... and to sit
in on a boring FAA meeting; WTF, let them in, give them some toys to play with, just make sure
they play quietly on the floor while the grownups talk
-- legal letter to city hall, 05/07/08
State legislative session ends: pot laws strengthened, wheelies are now
illegal, truck nutz and sex with sheep still OK... wait... truck nutz?
It's Florida -- go figure
-- Tampa Bay Tribune, 05/04/08
Herald-Trib to Hizzoner: We're sorry but we're not gonna say we're sorry
Herald-Trib reverses itself, although not totally, and offers a
hug to Mayor Ed Martin; the question now is -- will Hizzoner feel the love?
-- editorial, Sarasota Herald-Tribune, 05/06/08
Bad hangover there, Rick?
Tacy backs off claim that he's willing to testify in court
about alleged Sunshine Law violation, says reporting it to a law enforcement
agency is not his style -- maybe not, but if he witnessed it as he states, it
is his lawful duty
-- Sarasota Herald-Tribune, 05/06/08
Herald-Trib's Hackett: I made a bunch of stuff up about the mayor, but I think maybe
I got the story sort of right this time
How to succeed at failing while really trying
-- Sarasota Herald-Tribune, 05/03/08
OOOPS!!!
HERALD-TRIBUNE TAKES AIRPORT SUNSHINE LAW ARTICLE OFFLINE
Original page, now dead
and
Google's cached copy
-- Sarasota Herald-Tribune, 04/29/08
Jeremy Clarkson: Rent a dog, it's better than a hooker
"If it floats, flies or fornicates, you are better off
buying; but if it barks, reach for the rental agreement"
-- Jeremy Clarkson, London Sunday Times, 04/27/08
Jesus died for your BMW
Carbon-monoxide belchers to get state approved crucifix plates
-- one upside Lyons fails to mention: it'll keep vampires out of your car
-- Tom Lyons, 04/27/08
Environmentalism in England: The problem is potatoes
"The only way you can prevent a spud from turning into a huge
poisonous cloud of suffocating gas is to call the U.S. Air Force and ask it to
carpet bomb the potato-growing flatlands of Lincolnshire with Agent Orange"
-- Jeremy Clarkson, London Sunday Times, 04/20/08
12
monkeys on the loose in Tampa
Brad Pitt about to go over-the-edge apeshit crazy
-- Sarasota Herald-Tribune, 04/24/08
University of Chicago study: Older Americans are happier Americans
-- Wired, 04/20/08
Vellucci 1, VidCam 0
That damned Patten is causing trouble again; not in story: the
totally innocent Canon vidcam owned by Patten was killed and destroyed by
Vellucci
-- Sarasota Herald-Tribune, 04/19/08
Not news: Election experts predict problems in state in '08
Would you really expect anything less in Florida? Isn't this
part of the fun that you moved here for?
-- Sarasota Herald-Tribune, 04/18/08
Old fart busted for Dollar General armed robbery
I warned you to stay off my lawn but you didn't listen, now empty the cash
register
-- WWSB, 04/17/08
Venetian Golf & River Club -- sorry folks, but you are so screwed
That sand trap is a killer; You can blame the man who wrote the
annexation: Jeff Boone, but Boone is ducking and blaming the
Venice Taxpayers League for their opposition to the original annexation
-- Sarasota Herald-Tribune, 04/17/08
All work and no play makes Ed a dull boy
all work and no
play makes Ed a dull boy all work and no play makes Ed a dull boy all work and
no play makes Ed a dull boy all work and no play makes Ed a dull boy
(stephen king will get the joke even if nobody else does)
-- Ed Martin's blog, 04/12/08
Short term renters: the terrorists in our midst
Having failed at every level to wipe out the scourge of evil
tourism, city hall to try new tactic: labeling tourists as terrorists,
shooting them on sight
-- Sarasota Herald-Tribune, 04/15/08
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